arathergrimreaper:

nightshadeandroses:

chorusofravenousangels:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

I can assure you, this is actually how some magic practitioners speak to each other

“you still do big, fancy rituals? try talking to me again when you improve your quick ‘n’ dirty jar spells, grandma.”

“fuck, who even has a physical familiar anymore? my familiar is a three-eyed doe from the astral plane named Leafstar”

“you young witches these days and your tech this, pop that. back in my day, we chanted and slapped each other with oil-soaked reeds under a new moon, buck nekkid, with only a tea light to see by. now, all ya gotta do is hop on the internet to commune with the old gods. you just don’t don’t know how good you have it.”

@thegrimmlovely